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Amisha
07-03-2004, 02:55 AM
ahem..

HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. i've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. i never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why, are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why, don't you already have one?

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!

HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: But I don't know your name.
SHE: That's in the phone book too.

HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter

HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.

HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!

Emad
07-07-2004, 06:51 AM
Besyaar khanda dar as Amisha jan.:D

Amisha
07-08-2004, 07:52 AM
glad dat it made ya laf.. ;)

Saeed
07-20-2004, 02:33 AM
you made mistake jano... it's HE / SHE wrong way around :D... well at least in my case :D :D :D

Amisha
07-20-2004, 04:30 AM
AsH: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as gorgeous as me?
Amisha: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you :bleh:

Saeed
07-23-2004, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by Amisha
AsH: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as gorgeous as me?
Amisha: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you :bleh:
when i ask for your hand that you turnin me down? :P

you think i'd be that simple minded? :D

kiddin jano... kiddin... not my fault when one sets her qandol self up for a joke :shy:

Amisha
07-23-2004, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by AsH-21
when i ask for your hand that you turnin me down? :P

you think i'd be that simple minded? :D

kiddin jano... kiddin... not my fault when one sets her qandol self up for a joke :shy:

u wont even dare to ask 4 my hand :P

got enuf trouble already :bleh:

kadooye qawara :blink:

Saeed
07-23-2004, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Amisha
u wont even dare to ask 4 my hand :P

got enuf trouble already :bleh:

kadooye qawara :blink:
nah, not at all... that would eliminate all troubles... as if somone else could be picked over me :D

Amisha
07-24-2004, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by AsH-21
nah, not at all... that would eliminate all troubles... as if somone else could be picked over me :D

no no ur wrong again, u see da only thing u gak do is causing troubles..

bah bah any1 cud b picked over u.. chi fekr kadi khuda :bleh:

sweet_angel
08-20-2004, 10:12 AM
:lol: very funny and real :D ;)

Saeed
08-20-2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by Amisha
no no ur wrong again, u see da only thing u gak do is causing troubles..

bah bah any1 cud b picked over u.. chi fekr kadi khuda :bleh:
causing troubles? ha... just cause me such a qandol and drivers pay attention to me when driving instead of the road and get into accidents not my fault :P

and any1? hahahaha, you got one picked out? :D