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08-26-2004, 05:48 AM
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case....."

This is how some business is done!! Don't get caught!!

08-26-2004, 07:48 AM
well, its clever

08-26-2004, 09:16 AM

08-26-2004, 01:52 PM
and what does bill gates daughter say about this fellow???:bleh:

BS business ideas...u need to be more clever than that;)

08-26-2004, 02:34 PM
great idea... anyone got numbers for gates, world bank ?

08-26-2004, 02:41 PM
1 800 BL GATES

1 888 WLD BANK

08-26-2004, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by qachaqbar
1 800 BL GATES

1 888 WLD BANK
since got nothign to do... i'll call em up... let's see :D

08-26-2004, 03:12 PM

1 800 BL-GATES (254-2837)

has a new number that is fwded to:

1 900 561-2002
charging $2.00/min
and min age of 18+

hahahaha... qais bacho... wud type of nums u been callin :huh :o :D

let's see the other

08-26-2004, 03:13 PM
second isn't in service...

qais bacho... did i tell you who i hate most? spammers and scammers... so is this some scam ... cause i need a proper business plan here :D

08-26-2004, 03:14 PM
now again... what is the numbers of the 2 ppl which won't cost me $2.00/min to talk to some sleezy fat blonde acting as if she is a supermodel... i like gates' daughter :shy:

08-27-2004, 05:52 AM
lol cheqa chaalaak