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Dreamzofu
11-17-2004, 08:13 PM
yup some funny definitions .. u can come up with ur own too and post it!

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.

BEAUTY PARLOR: Places where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.

Urine: Opposite of you're out.

c ya

Yasamine
11-17-2004, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by Dreamzofu
yup some funny definitions .. u can come up with ur own too and post it!

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.

BEAUTY PARLOR: Places where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.

Urine: Opposite of you're out.

c ya

haha..:D

Yasamine
11-19-2004, 05:37 PM
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck :hehe: