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12-14-2004, 02:36 AM
(Must be read with and Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta

to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella

waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I

tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no

understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no

piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady

and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga

restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no

fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I

tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say

you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go

back to my room inna hotel and there is no ****s onna my bed.

Call the manager and tella him I wanna ****. He tell me to go to

toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna **** on my bed. He say

you better not **** onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the

checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss

on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.

- sorry about the language :|
- it made me laugh so hard then thought to share it with shuma dostha;)

12-14-2004, 03:42 AM
:D :lol: thanks for sharing...a very nice one :)


12-17-2004, 12:01 PM
Hahaha, lol.. :lol: :lol: .. Funny one!
Its the language that makes it good..:lol: :lol:

12-23-2004, 10:59 PM
That was funny :lol: :lol:. Thanks for sharing.

01-26-2005, 09:19 AM
Thank you!!
It was really funny!

01-27-2005, 03:10 PM
cute poor thing:D