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nightwalker
12-29-2004, 12:50 AM
Jokes!


What is a similarity between Mobile & Marriage?

""Kash ke yak chand roze dega ham saber mekadom , kudam model naw o khobesh meyamad !!1


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1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.
Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

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2) Three fastest means of communication - Telephone - Television - Tell-a-woman


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3) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"

It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".


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4) What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends.


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5) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbour's wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out


:cry: :cry: :cry:

The Believer
12-29-2004, 02:30 AM
Really nice one Dera Nightwalker


--- A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong ---


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). :(

WIFE: "Would you love her the way you do love me?"

HUSBAND: "what else could I do?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That wou ld seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - - :rolleyes

HUSBAND: "****.":o

The Believer
12-29-2004, 02:33 AM
Really nice one Dear Nightwalker


--- A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong ---


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). :(

WIFE: "Would you love her the way you do love me?"

HUSBAND: "what else could I do?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That wou ld seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - - :rolleyes

HUSBAND: "****.":o

Sepehr
12-29-2004, 03:12 AM
:D :D :D thanks alot for sharing them both of u ..night walker jee and believer jee...:) I cant stop laughing ..hehe


AFN

$anam
12-29-2004, 08:00 AM
-3) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself". :hehe:

The Believer
12-29-2004, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by $anam
-3) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself". :hehe:


Very True Sanaman Jan , I do agree with you. And Thanks Arian Jee too for liking.

Malika
12-29-2004, 10:20 PM
:lol: :lol: nice jokes. Thanks for sharing it guys.