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jawid-jan
02-14-2005, 10:50 AM
A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with
a bright,

"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-!-T."

She looked puzzled, and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered,"S-H-!-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-!-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, 'T-G-I-F" means
'Thank Goodness It's Friday." Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-!-T' means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.

Yasamine
02-15-2005, 01:48 PM
"get it duhh" :lol: :lol:

Cute*Afghan*Princess
02-20-2005, 04:30 AM
Hahaha! :lol: good one! ;)

Vida
03-03-2005, 12:18 PM
Cool and funny :lol: :D

Sitarah
03-10-2005, 12:15 PM
lolz dat was pretty funny:D:D :D

*ShoKhaK*
03-28-2005, 02:24 AM
:D :nerd: :crazy:

sali Jan
03-28-2005, 02:44 AM
9- تركه تصادف ميكنه، ملت علاف ميريزن دورش و شروع ميكنن نظر كارشناسي دادن. بالاخره بعد يك مدت افسر راهنمايي مياد، منتها اونقدر ملت هركدوم واسه خودشون چرت و پرت ميگفتن كه صداي افسره به جايي نميرسيده. تركه شاكي ميشه، داد ميزنه: ساكت.. ساكت... ايلده ديگه اينجا كسي جز جناب پلیس حق گو خوردن نداره!

Sepehr
03-29-2005, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by sali Jan
9- تركه تصادف ميكنه، ملت علاف ميريزن دورش و شروع ميكنن نظر كارشناسي دادن. بالاخره بعد يك مدت افسر راهنمايي مياد، منتها اونقدر ملت هركدوم واسه خودشون چرت و پرت ميگفتن كه صداي افسره به جايي نميرسيده. تركه شاكي ميشه، داد ميزنه: ساكت.. ساكت... ايلده ديگه اينجا كسي جز جناب پلیس حق گو خوردن نداره!
here is another joke for turks ..
be turka migan ke agar tamoome donya ro be tu bedem chekar mikoni ? ...miga hichi mifroosham miram kharej ... :hip: .. :lol:

AFN

Sitarah
03-29-2005, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
here is another joke for turks ..
be turka migan ke agar tamoome donya ro be tu bedem chekar mikoni ? ...miga hichi mifroosham miram kharej ... :hip: .. :lol:

AFN
lolz:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Vida
03-29-2005, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
here is another joke for turks ..
be turka migan ke agar tamoome donya ro be tu bedem chekar mikoni ? ...miga hichi mifroosham miram kharej ... :hip: .. :lol:

AFN

lolz
like urself lolz :hehe:


rnt u a turk btw :hehe:




jk it was a nice joke :)

sali Jan
03-29-2005, 08:00 PM
ميخواستن لره رو شكنجه روحي بدن، ميفرستنش تو يك اتاق گرد، ميگن برو يك گوشه بشين! :bleh:

sali Jan
03-29-2005, 08:03 PM
30- از تركه ميپرسن چندتا بچه داري؟ انگشت كوچيكشو نشون ميده، ميگه: هفت تا! مردم ميگن: بابا اين كه فقط يكيه! ميگه: آخه دادم mp3ش كردن! [COLOR=royalblue]

Sepehr
03-30-2005, 04:51 AM
here is another one for turks :shy:

ye rooz ye turk poshte dare khoonaye khodeshoon estad , zang dar ro zad va faraaar kard :body: :D

AFN

Vida
03-30-2005, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
here is another one for turks :shy:

ye rooz ye turk poshte dare khoonaye khodeshoon estad , zang dar ro zad va faraaar kard :body: :D

AFN Arianak Jan it wasnt funny, it was more like a beginning of the FAKAHEE :hehe:

sali Jan
03-30-2005, 08:14 PM
Nakhair Vida jan be ghair az afghanistan ki nim sat 1 joke megan,
dar kharij faqat ba jak jomla ham meshe joke goft mesle arian jan.

like this.

44- به ترك ميگن يه معما بگو، ميگه: اون چيه كه درازاست، زرداست، کیله است؟؟! [SIZE=3]44-

Sepehr
03-31-2005, 05:07 AM
Originally posted by Vida
Arianak Jan it wasnt funny, it was more like a beginning of the FAKAHEE :hehe:

sorry vida jan , something called BRAIN is needed to undrestand such jokes... :D :lol:

AFN

Sepehr
03-31-2005, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by sali Jan
Nakhair Vida jan be ghair az afghanistan ki nim sat 1 joke megan,
dar kharij faqat ba jak jomla ham meshe joke goft mesle arian jan.

like this.

44- به ترك ميگن يه معما بگو، ميگه: اون چيه كه درازاست، زرداست، کیله است؟؟! [SIZE=3]44-

well said sali jan ...
sorry to ask but what does sali mean ? :shy:
and yeah that joke was a cracky ... ! :lol:

AFN

Sepehr
03-31-2005, 05:14 AM
ye rooz ye turk dara malta post mikona ... miga ay khoda kaash dakhel in kela basha :lol:

AFN

Sitarah
03-31-2005, 09:02 AM
Arianak y do u have a n iranian accent??????????

Vida
03-31-2005, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by sali Jan
Nakhair Vida jan be ghair az afghanistan ki nim sat 1 joke megan,
dar kharij faqat ba jak jomla ham meshe joke goft mesle arian jan.

like this.

44- به ترك ميگن يه معما بگو، ميگه: اون چيه كه درازاست، زرداست، کیله است؟؟! [SIZE=3]44-

qandem rast megee ama qoleem etoo kota kota da kuja maza meta, hanoz harf awal nafamideee joke khalas mesha :D :lol:


ama qandem famidom chee mege :)

sali Jan
04-03-2005, 03:14 AM
Vida jan e aziz khob bale shoma rast mege ama dar kishwar iran ziad joke migan an ham faghat ba yak jomla.:lol: :lol: :lol:

zimnan age arian lahjash irani hast to ham emzaie ki mikuni yak ahang irani hast janem.........:hip: :rolleyes

Shams
04-03-2005, 07:22 AM
:D :D

yaade jowania bakhair.

Sitarah
04-03-2005, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Masoud
:D :D

yaade jowania bakhair.
Chura yade jawani bakhair:? Tu peer shodi che:?
Masoud jan chand roze gom bodie pas ke amade peer shody.

Sepehr
04-04-2005, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by sali Jan
Vida jan e aziz khob bale shoma rast mege ama dar kishwar iran ziad joke migan an ham faghat ba yak jomla.:lol: :lol: :lol:

zimnan age arian lahjash irani hast to ham emzaie ki mikuni yak ahang irani hast janem.........:hip: :rolleyes

hmm well , my accent is not irani ... but I have to change it to irani while telling those jokes :P
here is another one lolz
" ye rooz turke too khab baa khoda jang mikona ... har chi miga khoda jun ino bede , ono bede , khoda miga na namisha ... turk ham asabaani misha va baa khoda qahr mikona ... sob wakhte nemaaz paa misha ... wakhte mikhad niyat kona miga ... niyat kardam bekhanam 2 rokat nemaaz... be hich kase ham rabte nadara ... Allaho Akbar :D :lol: "

AFN

Shams
04-04-2005, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by Sitarah
Chura yade jawani bakhair:? Tu peer shodi che:?
Masoud jan chand roze gom bodie pas ke amade peer shody.
da ee chand roozi ke gom bodom peer nashodom qawara jan....pesh az oo peer bodom to hale khabar shodi. da ee chand roozi ke ma nabodom mebinom ke khoob jangaka andakhti. beshaket wala.:good: :clap:

Vida
04-04-2005, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by sali Jan
Vida jan e aziz khob bale shoma rast mege ama dar kishwar iran ziad joke migan an ham faghat ba yak jomla.:lol: :lol: :lol:

zimnan age arian lahjash irani hast to ham emzaie ki mikuni yak ahang irani hast janem.........:hip: :rolleyes


qandem i got what u meant, i dont thikn iam hafta fam that u repeated it again :)


qandem yak chez dega bogoyam, ma Arian jan nagoftom chura lahja ash farq dasht, albata Sitara jan porseeda bod. enja kamee eshtebah ast :)

sali Jan
04-04-2005, 08:18 PM
Ahaan Vida ji sorry dega sitara jana fekr kadom to asty.

ba ejaza Vida qand yak sawal dashtom inki emzaie ma ra kho didi
cheqa khord ast az to name khuda ham rang dare ham bozorg naweshty mesha baraye man ham yad bede ki chi raqam changesh kunam????

tanx dega ;)

sali Jan
04-04-2005, 08:39 PM
ترکه ادعای پیغمبری میکرده ،رفیقاش بهش میگن:بابا اینجوری که نمیشه باید بری چهل روز تو غار بشینی تا از حدا برات وحی بیاد..خلاصه ترکه میره دو روز بعد با دست و پای سکسته . خونی بر میگرده! رفیقاش بهسش میگن: چی شده ؟!ترکه میگه ایلده ما رفته بودیم تو غار که یهو جبرئیل با قطار اومد....ههههههههه

Sitarah
04-05-2005, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by Masoud
da ee chand roozi ke gom bodom peer nashodom qawara jan....pesh az oo peer bodom to hale khabar shodi. da ee chand roozi ke ma nabodom mebinom ke khoob jangaka andakhti. beshaket wala.:good: :clap:

Oh masoudak!!! Poor old man of the forum, dis u go caz ur back hurt too much jan.:D :D :D :bleh:

Tnx jan, I am not as goog as u at jang andakhtan, and since I learned it from u no wonder u r so happy!!!!:D :D :hip: :proud:

Sitarah
04-05-2005, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by sali Jan
Vida jan e aziz khob bale shoma rast mege ama dar kishwar iran ziad joke migan an ham faghat ba yak jomla.:lol: :lol: :lol:

zimnan age arian lahjash irani hast to ham emzaie ki mikuni yak ahang irani hast janem.........:hip: :rolleyes

Slai janak dont get mad about hte question!!!! Iwas just curious to y arianak would do that jan! I didnt mean to offend u jan.:rolleyes

Vida
04-07-2005, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by sali Jan
Ahaan Vida ji sorry dega sitara jana fekr kadom to asty.

ba ejaza Vida qand yak sawal dashtom inki emzaie ma ra kho didi
cheqa khord ast az to name khuda ham rang dare ham bozorg naweshty mesha baraye man ham yad bede ki chi raqam changesh kunam????

tanx dega ;)
its ok qand dont worry :) iam all cool :kiss:


and yeah qandem around ur signature put [size=small, large, huge] choose one, and at the end close it with an other [size] but but a slash before the word size. i didnt put it cause if i were to put baz gom meshod and this writing wouldnt show. and do the same thing for color and boldness.


:)