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jawid-jan
02-23-2005, 10:40 AM
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that
her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says.
"She got in the back-seat by mistake."

Maro_86
02-23-2005, 11:14 AM
:D :bleh:

Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
02-23-2005, 06:13 PM
hahahaha.. thanx for sharing jawid jane qand

Sepehr
02-23-2005, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
hahahaha.. thanx for sharing jawid jane qand

no one calls me qand :( ... lolz ;)

AFN

Maro_86
02-24-2005, 01:40 AM
Arian jaan don't be sad :console:
U are Qandol , Mandol , Samandol , Papandol , Jamandol, Mamandol :proud:

Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
02-24-2005, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
no one calls me qand :( ... lolz ;)

AFN

who doesn't? ena Maro_86 jan called u more than just qandol.. khush? :D

Maro_86
02-25-2005, 07:55 AM
Yak Dokhtare Paak U can call me Maro Or Mariam :)
U don't need to add 86 with it :hip:

Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
02-26-2005, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Maro_86
Yak Dokhtare Paak U can call me Maro Or Mariam :)
U don't need to add 86 with it :hip:
lol.. ok then sis jan.. i'll call u mariam ;)

Sepehr
02-27-2005, 04:26 AM
Originally posted by Maro_86
Arian jaan don't be sad :console:
U are Qandol , Mandol , Samandol , Papandol , Jamandol, Mamandol :proud:

kashke az khoda chize dege mekhastom :shy: ;) :hehe:

AFN

Sepehr
02-27-2005, 04:30 AM
Originally posted by Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
who doesn't? ena Maro_86 jan called u more than just qandol.. khush? :D

:shy: some times emotions are better shown by emoticons ;) :shy: :D :)

AFN

Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
02-28-2005, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
:shy: some times emotions are better shown by emoticons ;) :shy: :D :)

AFN

huh? didnt i show emotion? :huh1:

Vida
03-25-2005, 06:24 PM
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is
so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six"
in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'
:D :lol: :D

Sepehr
03-29-2005, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by Vida
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is
so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six"
in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'
:D :lol: :D

ur name is funnier than ur joke ... lolz ;) just kidding ...
it was a nice one :shy: :lol:

AFN

Vida
03-29-2005, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
ur name is funnier than ur joke ... lolz ;) just kidding ...
it was a nice one :shy: :lol:

AFN

oh bacha amee takleefet ba fekreem besyaaaaar zyd ast:kiddo:

qawara:D :P :bleh:

~Cinderella~
04-10-2005, 04:48 PM
yak roz ye moshe mikhad bere mehmoni, khodesho hesabi khoshghel mikone va bad mire jeloye ayine ke khodesho benine, bad lopesho mikeshe va mighe akh mosh bokhore toro elahi...
heheheh :D