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Baktash
02-28-2005, 08:56 PM
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."

Shams
03-01-2005, 04:15 AM
:D :lol:

Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
03-01-2005, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Baktash
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend, Masoud , starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, Masoud jan says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."
" :D :lol: "

Vida
03-03-2005, 12:10 PM
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend, Masoud , starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, Masoud jan says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."


lolz :hehe::lol: :D

poor masoud lolzzzzzzz

Shams
03-03-2005, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
" :D :lol: "
to ham peshe qachaqbar saib course kullah bardaari meri?
adam ke kate vida jan da yak forum member basha, aga pakiza ham basha kullah bardaar mesha.:D

Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
03-03-2005, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Masoud
to ham peshe qachaqbar saib course kullah bardaari meri?
adam ke kate vida jan da yak forum member basha, aga pakiza ham basha kullah bardaar mesha.:D
whats kullah bardaar :shy:
whatever it is... but masoud jan, how did the peanuts taste? any poems u wrote for the divine taste of them?:D :lol:

Shams
03-03-2005, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
whats kullah bardaar :shy:
whatever it is... but masoud jan, how did the peanuts taste? any poems u wrote for the divine taste of them?:D :lol:
Kullah bardaar is forger ya hamo motaqaleb.
me never tasted them, i have saved them in my pocket for you. when should i send them? ma ham mesle grandmother'e az oo bachagak dandaan nadarom, so bare khodet az ooja ham negah kadem...yak zaragak ham khaste noqlaee ke da shirni khori vida jan khorda bodom ra baret negah kadem.:D :lol:

Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
03-03-2005, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Masoud

ma ham mesle grandmother'e az oo bachagak dandaan nadarom, so bare khodet az ooja ham negah kadem...yak zaragak ham khaste noqlaee ke da shirni khori vida jan khorda bodom ra baret negah kadem.:D :lol:
if u were my grandpa, i would have said: awwwww. thanx grandpa, u are so sweet!
but u arent so:P ... zoret dad ke i told the forum members who the "friend" was?:D

Vida
03-03-2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Masoud

Kullah bardaar is forger ya hamo motaqaleb.
me never tasted them, i have saved them in my pocket for you. when should i send them? ma ham mesle grandmother'e az oo bachagak dandaan nadarom, so bare khodet az ooja ham negah kadem...yak zaragak ham khaste noqlaee ke da shirni khori vida jan khorda bodom ra baret negah kadem.:D :lol:

amee takleef khodat chee ast qandolak ka namee ma ra meeree
and btw yak gape qachaqbar zad ya nazad aleee sabetesh mekonee.


khuda amoo noql shirni khoree ma ra zareet mekad lolz

qawara che namzadee shirini khoree ra andakhtee bare dukhtar mardom gape mekashee?
qawara :(

Vida
03-03-2005, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Masoud
to ham peshe qachaqbar saib course kullah bardaari meri?
adam ke kate vida jan da yak forum member basha, aga pakiza ham basha kullah bardaar mesha.:D

u were never pakiza and btw y dont u come online ?

Shams
03-04-2005, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
if u were my grandpa, i would have said: awwwww. thanx grandpa, u are so sweet!
but u arent so:P ... zoret dad ke i told the forum members who the "friend" was?:D
ena khodaket dega sabet kadi ke aga grandpa ya grandma baret khaste noqol beta besyaar khosh meshi...hai khasta khorak!!!:D :lol:

Shams
03-04-2005, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Vida
amee takleef khodat chee ast qandolak ka namee ma ra meeree
and btw yak gape qachaqbar zad ya nazad aleee sabetesh mekonee.


khuda amoo noql shirni khoree ma ra zareet mekad lolz

qawara che namzadee shirini khoree ra andakhtee bare dukhtar mardom gape mekashee?
qawara :(
takleef? no takleef... hamoto name khodet aasan ast, 4 harf ast zood neshta mesha.:D
namzad shodan kho kodam gape badi nest vidagak!:tongue:

Shams
03-04-2005, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Vida
u were never pakiza and btw y dont u come online ?
i didn't meant myself...pakiza, it's YDP's name.
I am quiet busy with being online.:D

Sepehr
03-05-2005, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by Masoud
to ham peshe qachaqbar saib course kullah bardaari meri? I guess there is no doubt that she does !

adam ke kate vida jan da yak forum member basha, aga pakiza ham basha kullah bardaar mesha I 100% belive in this statement of urs :lol: :hehe:

AFN

Vida
03-05-2005, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Masoud
takleef? no takleef... hamoto name khodet aasan ast, 4 harf ast zood neshta mesha.:D
namzad shodan kho kodam gape badi nest vidagak!:tongue:


ne wala u have takleef aga takleef namedashtee etoo namegoftee i mean da har gape name ma ra namegereftee
and u see khaira rezayee khud aka name ma 4 harf ast:( dont blame me for everything:shy:


if iam namzad then sure if iam not y be blamed for?

Shams
03-07-2005, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by Vida
ne wala u have takleef aga takleef namedashtee etoo namegoftee i mean da har gape name ma ra namegereftee
and u see khaira rezayee khud aka name ma 4 harf ast:( dont blame me for everything:shy:


if iam namzad then sure if iam not y be blamed for?
ok, after this i will try to find a new short name.:tongue:

Vida
03-07-2005, 11:41 AM
GOOD!

shokor enaleee az tomat naq khalas meshom ;)

Shams
03-07-2005, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Vida
GOOD!

shokor enaleee az tomat naq khalas meshom ;)
happy dega?:)
rasti, hamo nazr'e moshkel gusha ke kada boodi, keshmeshesh besyaar khobesh bood... az koja kharida boodi?:hehe:

Vida
03-09-2005, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Masoud
happy dega?:)
rasti, hamo nazr'e moshkel gusha ke kada boodi, keshmeshesh besyaar khobesh bood... az koja kharida boodi?:hehe:


Dar jayee ka khodat zindagee daree az amonja barem khalem rawan kada :):D

Shams
03-11-2005, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by Vida
Dar jayee ka khodat zindagee daree az amonja barem khalem rawan kada :):D
wala khai adresse khala janeteshan ra bete ke ma ham az pesheshan bekharom.:D ;)

Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
03-17-2005, 04:29 PM
Masoud bro u don't need kishmesh, u need some of those things that qachaqbar bro sells.. lol

Vida
04-04-2005, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Masoud
wala khai adresse khala janeteshan ra bete ke ma ham az pesheshan bekharom.:D ;)


baz metomet ;)