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Baktash
03-17-2005, 03:52 PM
there was this Afghan guy who knew how to read English but he didnt understand the meaning of words well. One day he was watching an English movie. When the movie was finished it said on the screen "THE END".


This guy is like "Oh filmay Amreeekaayee da hind pur shuda."

Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
03-17-2005, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Baktash
there was this Afghan guy who knew how to read English but he didnt understand the meaning of words well. One day he was watching an English movie. When the movie was finished it said on the screen "THE END".


This guy is like "Oh filmay Amreeekaayee da hind pur shuda."
hahaha.. hey did U make it up?:D

Vida
03-26-2005, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Baktash
there was this Afghan guy who knew how to read English but he didnt understand the meaning of words well. One day he was watching an English movie. When the movie was finished it said on the screen "THE END".


This guy is like "Oh filmay Amreeekaayee da hind pur shuda."

lolzzz

i know who that afghani guy was
NON THE OTHER BUT OUR BELOVED ARIANAK :hehe:

POOR GUY be aqelee khuda lolz :lol: :D :D

Vida
03-26-2005, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by Yak_Dukhtare_Pak
hahaha.. hey did U make it up?:D


ne qand its true cause i know the guy and i said it already who is he lolz :hehe:

Sepehr
03-29-2005, 05:14 AM
la hawlo wala qowat !!! :rant:
As much as I try to get nice to u .. that much u get rude :( May I ask why ? :P

AFN

Vida
03-29-2005, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
la hawlo bala qowat !!! :rant:
As much as I try to get nice to u .. that much u get rude :( May I ask why ? :P

AFN

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz ahahahah :P :bleh: :D
oh man its sooo cute to watch u getting mad :hehe:


btw the reason it is that way cause when iam nice to u, U r rude to me and when u r nice iam the opposite, i dont try nor think but it just happens :hehe:

Sepehr
03-30-2005, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by Vida
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz ahahahah :P :bleh: :D
oh man its sooo cute to watch u getting mad :hehe:


btw the reason it is that way cause when iam nice to u, U r rude to me and when u r nice iam the opposite, i dont try nor think but it just happens :hehe:

khoda jazayeta meta o dokhtar deljam bash ... ;) :D lol
okay , after this let's always be nice ? :naughty: fair enough I guess .. okay ? :shy:

AFN

Vida
03-30-2005, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
khoda jazayeta meta o dokhtar deljam bash ... ;) :D lol
okay , after this let's always be nice ? :naughty: fair enough I guess .. okay ? :shy:

AFN

khuda jazayee khodat beta ma chee kade?

ok sure i will be, and i will see till when u will be nice to me and NOT tease me :hehe:
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POor THing lolz :hehe:

Sepehr
03-31-2005, 04:58 AM
vida jan qand chetor asten ? :kiss:

is being this nice enough ?:shy: :D

AFN

Vida
03-31-2005, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
vida jan qand chetor asten ? :kiss:

is being this nice enough ?:shy: :D

AFN

Arianak Gol Shereen shokor khob astom,
khodat chetor aste?


yeah may be :peace:

Sepehr
04-04-2005, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by Vida
Arianak Gol Shereen shokor khob astom,
khodat chetor aste?


yeah may be :peace:

dont u sometimes think that we two might be acting like little kids ? :) lol

AFN

Vida
04-04-2005, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
dont u sometimes think that we two might be acting like little kids ? :) lol

AFN

i never said we dont :lol: :D

cause we do not sometimes but most of the time ;)

Sepehr
04-06-2005, 02:44 AM
Originally posted by Vida
i never said we dont :lol: :D

cause we do not sometimes but most of the time ;)

hmm so let's stop flooding each topic .. cause according to me it looks boring for the guests and other members :( !!! :shy:

AFN

Vida
04-07-2005, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
hmm so let's stop flooding each topic .. cause according to me it looks boring for the guests and other members :( !!! :shy:

AFN

yeah thats what i thought too :yes:

yak dana ra flood mlood koneem sahees, etoo ra kayee bekhee hama jayee post hayee mAA gerefta:rolleyes

Sepehr
04-12-2005, 04:40 AM
Originally posted by Vida
yeah thats what i thought too :yes:

yak dana ra flood mlood koneem sahees, etoo ra kayee bekhee hama jayee post hayee mAA gerefta:rolleyes

sail ko ne , akher ham aqle ma kaar kard :lol: ;)
hmm , where to flood , remains something which u will choose ... :hip:

AFN

PS: It certainly wont be my journal !!!:shy:

Sitarah
04-24-2005, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
sail ko ne , akher ham aqle ma kaar kard :lol: ;)
hmm , where to flood , remains something which u will choose ... :hip:

AFN

PS: It certainly wont be my journal !!!:shy:
lolz arianak journale ta besyaar dost dari....:D
:hip: :proud:

>>QeshLaQi<<
05-06-2005, 12:13 PM
hehehehehe lool ziad khandadar....:lol:

Vida
06-07-2005, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
sail ko ne , akher ham aqle ma kaar kard :lol: ;)
hmm , where to flood , remains something which u will choose ... :hip:

AFN

PS: It certainly wont be my journal !!!:shy:

Aqlee khodat?

r u ok?

it wqas my aqel ok:shy:

Sepehr
06-08-2005, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by Vida
Aqlee khodat?

r u ok?

it wqas my aqel ok:shy:
boro tu khosh ... it was ur aql ... :tongue:

Vida
06-08-2005, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
boro tu khosh ... it was ur aql ... :tongue:


Sono Aap ham par Ehsan nahi Kar rahi hain, wo mera he ta :yes:

Sepehr
06-09-2005, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by Vida
Sono Aap ham par Ehsan nahi Kar rahi hain, wo mera he ta :yes:

ajeeb ladkhi hain tum .. main ne kaha na ke chalo theek hain wo tumhari hee hain .. so means Shhhhhhhh dega !! :crazy:

Vida
06-09-2005, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
ajeeb ladkhi hain tum .. main ne kaha na ke chalo theek hain wo tumhari hee hain .. so means Shhhhhhhh dega !! :crazy:

Sono agar esee kahtii, main kabhi bi wasa nahi bolta.

the way u said it was like u r doing me a favor :P

Sepehr
06-12-2005, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Vida
Sono agar esee kahtii, main kabhi bi wasa nahi bolta.

the way u said it was like u r doing me a favor :P

I am still saying that I am doing u a favor .. so ? :hehe: :naughty: :shy: :bleh: :D

Vida
06-13-2005, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
I am still saying that I am doing u a favor .. so ? :hehe: :naughty: :shy: :bleh: :D

u r still ESHTEBAH-ing

HECH BA MA FAVOUR NAKOooooooooo cause i deserve it, no need for chapalosee lolzz :hehe::D :P :cry:

Sepehr
06-14-2005, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by Vida
u r still ESHTEBAH-ing

HECH BA MA FAVOUR NAKOooooooooo cause i deserve it, no need for chapalosee lolzz :hehe::D :P :cry:

well , we are friends dega .. and if a friend doesn't help a friend then who will ??? therefore it is farz for me to do u favors and to bring u to the right path ... :D :lol: :bleh: :naughty: lol

Vida
06-14-2005, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
well , we are friends dega .. and if a friend doesn't help a friend then who will ??? therefore it is farz for me to do u favors and to bring u to the right path ... :D :lol: :bleh: :naughty: lol



I dont need ur favor qandolak jan ok

and besides IAM ALREADY GUIDED TO THE RIGHT PATH , noo need for zahmat kasheee:rolleyes

Sepehr
06-15-2005, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by Vida
I dont need ur favor qandolak jan ok

and besides IAM ALREADY GUIDED TO THE RIGHT PATH , noo need for zahmat kasheee:rolleyes

kho delet dega .. lol

GIRLS ==> Aarian is here to bring u to the right path ... feel free to contact me at anytime ;) :D :lol: :hehe::shy:

Vida
06-15-2005, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
kho delet dega .. lol

GIRLS ==> Aarian is here to bring u to the right path ... feel free to contact me at anytime ;) :D :lol: :hehe::shy:

Iam Sure no one will come to follow ur WRONG path :rolleyes :naughty:

Sepehr
06-18-2005, 02:05 AM
Originally posted by Vida
Iam Sure no one will come to follow ur WRONG path :rolleyes :naughty:

how can u be so sure sister jan :shy: ? lol

Vida
06-18-2005, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
how can u be so sure sister jan :shy: ? lol
cause no one BLIND brother jan :)

Sepehr
06-19-2005, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Vida
cause no one BLIND brother jan :)

gonahet nest dega...tu khord hasti hanooz ba khoob o bad namifahmy ... ;) age ne u would'nt have rejected my invitation ;) lol and + diroz raftom ba khod aaynak gereftom :( :cry: ...
cheshmayem az deste ke poshte computer shishtem zayeef shoda :( :shy:

Vida
06-20-2005, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
gonahet nest dega...tu khord hasti hanooz ba khoob o bad namifahmy ... ;) age ne u would'nt have rejected my invitation ;) lol and + diroz raftom ba khod aaynak gereftom :( :cry: ...
cheshmayem az deste ke poshte computer shishtem zayeef shoda :( :shy:


khodat mara khord megee, biadar jan qand shereen nabat iam older than u r ok qandolak.


and besides khodat ka aynak nageree az destee ka da peshee pc mesheenee khai kee begera?

Sitarah
06-20-2005, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
how can u be so sure sister jan :shy: ? lol

Weee Aryanak khoda o roza nayara ke kodam kore bechara da wrong pathe tu bora!!:D :D :D :D
Magar dunyaa akher shawa ke kudam dukhtar da rahe ghalate tu beyaya!!:D :D

Vida
06-20-2005, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Sitarah
Weee Aryanak khoda o roza nayara ke kodam kore bechara da wrong pathe tu bora!!:D :D :D :D
Magar dunyaa akher shawa ke kudam dukhtar da rahe ghalate tu beyaya!!:D :D

u r soo right!!!!!!!

Sepehr
06-22-2005, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by Vida
khodat mara khord megee, biadar jan qand shereen nabat iam older than u r ok qandolak.


and besides khodat ka aynak nageree az destee ka da peshee pc mesheenee khai kee begera?

sister , I know u r elder than me in age ..but in IQ u are way behind me ... :lol: :D :hehe: ;)

cheshmaye ma zayeef nashoda , but took the glasses( which I only wear while using PC means 6 hours a day only ) just as a precation dega ... cause it is my eyes which I love the most ;) so I have to take care of them as well dega;) lol

Sepehr
06-22-2005, 03:19 AM
Originally posted by Sitarah
Weee Aryanak khoda o roza nayara ke kodam kore bechara da wrong pathe tu bora!!:D :D :D :D
Magar dunyaa akher shawa ke kudam dukhtar da rahe ghalate tu beyaya!!:D :D

who is that Aarianak ? :huh1: :hehe:

anyways .. girls did u see that ? ?? lol she referred girls to blinds ... :hehe: dega I dont have anything else to say kolesha Sitarah jan wakht goft ... GIRLS = BLINDS :o :D :D :D :lol:

Sitarah
06-22-2005, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by Saahel
who is that Aarianak ? :huh1: :hehe:

anyways .. girls did u see that ? ?? lol she referred girls to blinds ... :hehe: dega I dont have anything else to say kolesha Sitarah jan wakht goft ... GIRLS = BLINDS :o :D :D :D :lol:

Wee Arianak name khuda change kada eto chezay mega.....fekre mekoni ke namefamim baz ham amo arian kale taas asty??:D :D :D

Any ways tu besyaar kharab shody az khod kalana megi IQesh az tu kam ast...so be :shy: of urself.....hehehehe...
Sahel hmmm could be a nice name if some else put it ammaa ba tu??? I dont think ke meziba..:D :D :D :D
Am joking boro Namake naweta mubarak ama har che nameta change konid baz ham ma mefamom ke arian asti!!!!!!

Kho Yagan nafar kor mebasha u know nabena I was talking abt dat not abt their hearts not being able to find the rite path....Kor ke nabena basha ham mefahma ke poshte tu nayaya!!!!:D :D

Vida
06-22-2005, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Saahel
sister , I know u r elder than me in age ..but in IQ u are way behind me ... :lol: :D :hehe: ;)

cheshmaye ma zayeef nashoda , but took the glasses( which I only wear while using PC means 6 hours a day only ) just as a precation dega ... cause it is my eyes which I love the most ;) so I have to take care of them as well dega;) lol


Qandolak jan who said iam behind? khodat pesh pesh meree lozl


btw qandem 6 saat da computer aste? oh bacha jan boro az khod kar bar nadaree ka forum da forum mere flood mekone? toba chee bacha astee and oh god baz tareef shoro shod?

i have seen ur chochagak eyes :hehe:

they cute though but chochagak i wonder how can u see lolz
i was surprised when u said glasses cause aynak zarbenee bareet besyaaar zyd zaror ast lolz:D :lol: :P :tongue: :D

Vida
06-22-2005, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Saahel
who is that Aarianak ? :huh1: :hehe:

anyways .. girls did u see that ? ?? lol she referred girls to blinds ... :hehe: dega I dont have anything else to say kolesha Sitarah jan wakht goft ... GIRLS = BLINDS :o :D :D :D :lol:

jang andaz saheeb she did not say girls r blind she said girl r NOT blind, qandme baz megee IQ ma higher ast oh bacha jan boro qand asar check ko lolz

Vida
06-22-2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Sitarah
Wee Arianak name khuda change kada eto chezay mega.....fekre mekoni ke namefamim baz ham amo arian kale taas asty??:D :D :D

Any ways tu besyaar kharab shody az khod kalana megi IQesh az tu kam ast...so be :shy: of urself.....hehehehe...
Sahel hmmm could be a nice name if some else put it ammaa ba tu??? I dont think ke meziba..:D :D :D :D
Am joking boro Namake naweta mubarak ama har che nameta change konid baz ham ma mefamom ke arian asti!!!!!!

Kho Yagan nafar kor mebasha u know nabena I was talking abt dat not abt their hearts not being able to find the rite path....Kor ke nabena basha ham mefahma ke poshte tu nayaya!!!!:D :D


NICE ADVICEE :thumbsup: khuda kona ka baz amal konad :hehe:

Sepehr
06-23-2005, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Sitarah
Wee Arianak name khuda change kada eto chezay mega.....fekre mekoni ke namefamim baz ham amo arian kale taas asty??:D :D :D

Any ways tu besyaar kharab shody az khod kalana megi IQesh az tu kam ast...so be :shy: of urself.....hehehehe...
Sahel hmmm could be a nice name if some else put it ammaa ba tu??? I dont think ke meziba..:D :D :D :D
Am joking boro Namake naweta mubarak ama har che nameta change konid baz ham ma mefamom ke arian asti!!!!!!

Kho Yagan nafar kor mebasha u know nabena I was talking abt dat not abt their hearts not being able to find the rite path....Kor ke nabena basha ham mefahma ke poshte tu nayaya!!!!:D :D

Sitarah kho besyaar ba tu mezeba ne ? :D :D
amada inja ba maa sare naam ma khanda mekona .. :P

and u know ur last sentence made me laugh hard. ..
"kor ke nabena basha ham mefahma ke poshte tu nayaaya .. " qandem .. kor kho biyazooo nabina ast dega ... chera migi ke kor ke nabina basha ham ??? :D :D lol

now u proved how high ur IQ is . .lol :hehe:

Sepehr
06-23-2005, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by Vida
Qandolak jan who said iam behind? khodat pesh pesh meree lozl


btw qandem 6 saat da computer aste? oh bacha jan boro az khod kar bar nadaree ka forum da forum mere flood mekone? toba chee bacha astee and oh god baz tareef shoro shod?

i have seen ur chochagak eyes :hehe:

they cute though but chochagak i wonder how can u see lolz
i was surprised when u said glasses cause aynak zarbenee bareet besyaaar zyd zaror ast lolz:D :lol: :P :tongue: :D

kho , tu ham tez tez biya va mara pesh ko ;) ... :P lol

sister .. 6 saat office hastom dega and have to use pc for that .. :shy: age ne ma ham chandaan shawq nadarom ke 6 saat poshte computer beshinom :shy:
chera mara chi kada ke migi chi bache hastom :( :shy: lol

and yeah I will buy those ainak haye zarbani for ur bf .. fahmidi ... :rant: lol

Sitarah
06-23-2005, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by Saahel
Sitarah kho besyaar ba tu mezeba ne ? :D :D
amada inja ba maa sare naam ma khanda mekona .. :P

and u know ur last sentence made me laugh hard. ..
"kor ke nabena basha ham mefahma ke poshte tu nayaaya .. " qandem .. kor kho biyazooo nabina ast dega ... chera migi ke kor ke nabina basha ham ??? :D :D lol

now u proved how high ur IQ is . .lol :hehe:

Dewana jan i was talking abt hw som ppl say "oh i was blinded by luv" and som ppl litrally are nabina....so plz dont talk abt IQem ke khodet sharm meshe qandol!!:D :D

Sepehr
06-24-2005, 04:13 AM
Originally posted by Sitarah
Dewana jan i was talking abt hw som ppl say "oh i was blinded by luv" and som ppl litrally are nabina....so plz dont talk abt IQem ke khodet sharm meshe qandol!!:D :D

wakhte ke baaz yak jaay band mimaani ... baz khoda da koche chap mizani dokhtar jan ;) :D lol ...very bad u know ... :kiddo:

Sitarah
06-24-2005, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by Saahel
wakhte ke baaz yak jaay band mimaani ... baz khoda da koche chap mizani dokhtar jan ;) :D lol ...very bad u know ... :kiddo:

Wee hamraye shoma bacha namefamom che konom......ma chura band bomanom, im telling the truth som ppl say " o i was blinded by love so i did wut he/she told me" Or " I was blinded by jealousy so i couldnt seee her/his side." so plz dont tell me ke ma khoda da koche chap mezanom..and if u didnt get me in da beginin u shouldve just asked me! :P :P :P

Sepehr
06-25-2005, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by Sitarah
Wee hamraye shoma bacha namefamom che konom......ma chura band bomanom, im telling the truth som ppl say " o i was blinded by love so i did wut he/she told me" Or " I was blinded by jealousy so i couldnt seee her/his side." so plz dont tell me ke ma khoda da koche chap mezanom..and if u didnt get me in da beginin u shouldve just asked me! :P :P :P

hmm haale kame fahmidom .. :shy: lol
kho khair ... rasti Mateen was passing regards to u ;) lol

Sitarah
06-25-2005, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Saahel
hmm haale kame fahmidom .. :shy: lol
kho khair ... rasti Mateen was passing regards to u ;) lol
Lolz khob shod famidy dega...:)
Mateen????

Sepehr
06-26-2005, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by Sitarah
Lolz khob shod famidy dega...:)
Mateen????

now dont tell me ke u dont know who Mateen is. ... :huh1:

Sitarah
06-26-2005, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Saahel
now dont tell me ke u dont know who Mateen is. ... :huh1:
Hmm...no one comes to mind....:eyeb:
Who is it???

Vida
06-27-2005, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Saahel
kho , tu ham tez tez biya va mara pesh ko ;) ... :P lol

sister .. 6 saat office hastom dega and have to use pc for that .. :shy: age ne ma ham chandaan shawq nadarom ke 6 saat poshte computer beshinom :shy:
chera mara chi kada ke migi chi bache hastom :( :shy: lol

and yeah I will buy those ainak haye zarbani for ur bf .. fahmidi ... :rant: lol


alee kho ma ka archee tez tez merom khodat zydatar tez meshee gonah ma chee ast ?:shy:


alee kho i know wee i was jk and u dont need to give me ba long SAFAYEE of why or for how long u r online, its ok I understand :yes:

oh yes i do :)


qandolka no need for ur takleef when i see him in need i will buy him :) ;)