View Full Version : 20 THOUGHTS "worth reading"

04-14-2005, 03:46 AM
- Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

-Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

-Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is wife !

-I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

-A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

-Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

-Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

-You can't buy love . . .. but you pay heavily for it

-True friends stab you in the front

-Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

-Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

-Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

-My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

-Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

-Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

-It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

-Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

-Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

-Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

-They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak...


04-24-2005, 11:28 AM
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak...

Love dis one:D :D

06-01-2005, 01:13 PM
hahahahahah i like the mother tongue one:D