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Vida
04-26-2005, 06:15 AM
Sallam

i came across to these funny quotes and thought to share them with u all.

have fun


"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."

"Seven out of ten people suffer from HIV." Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?


"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

"When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate."

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

Sitarah
05-18-2005, 02:35 PM
Salaam Salaam!!
:D :D :D
Loved this one!!!!!!
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." So true....i wonder wut u boys think now......:D :D

Roses
06-01-2005, 12:02 PM
:D :lol:

Arial
06-01-2005, 12:31 PM
lolz

Vida
06-07-2005, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by Sitarah
Salaam Salaam!!
:D :D :D
Loved this one!!!!!!
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." So true....i wonder wut u boys think now......:D :D

i know cause women r very pak wa safa :)

Sitarah
06-07-2005, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Vida
i know cause women r very pak wa safa :)

Aa dega...
:) ;)

Vida
06-07-2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Sitarah
Aa dega...
:) ;)


After all we girls r soo good :)