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suraya
07-19-2005, 10:29 AM
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be
greater than this one?



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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.



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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.



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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left! me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"



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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."



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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

My Father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."



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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman! What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"



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Girl to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."

The guy replies: "Thanks for the warning."



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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour."

Roses
07-19-2005, 12:38 PM
:D :D good one suarya

suraya
07-19-2005, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Roses
:D :D good one suarya

thanks:)

Sepehr
07-20-2005, 12:25 AM
thank a bunch for sharing ...very nice stuff :) :cool:

suraya
07-20-2005, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
thank a bunch for sharing ...very nice stuff :) :cool:

u come come.:) ;)