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suraya
08-21-2005, 10:32 AM
Salaamona to all,


here are some funny jokes for you all that i found at this website. Some of them are a little nasty so bear with me. Also i didn't read all of them cause my head is spinning from reading it in farsi.:shy:

bibi_shereeni
08-21-2005, 11:48 AM
suraya jani, i don't see any jokes :huh1: i think your head spinned so much that you forgot to post the jokes :D

suraya
08-21-2005, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by bibi_shereeni
suraya jani, i don't see any jokes :huh1: i think your head spinned so much that you forgot to post the jokes :D


lolzzz bibi shereeni:D . I don't know what happened. I think i posted it somewhere else. Anywayz sorry for that. Here it is:

1: Yak dokhtar bare rafeeq-e khud goft.. "azizem.. yak wakht yadet ast ke mara megoftee ke ma kole dunyayet astom?" Azizesh baresh goft "ma u wakht da Geografie heqa tambal budom.. ma chi mefamidom ke dunya aslan cheqa kalaan ast.."

2: Yak 3 daana nadeeda peshe yak mohtar sheeshtan, khub sunesh sail kaddan.. kho baad az besyaar sail kardan aakher yakish khest wa raft nazdeektar sheesht wa goft: "aaaaaah, sorkh ast, ale famidom" wa deegayesh goftan ke aah Wallah rast megi sorkh ast.. dowomesh khest wa motara dest kad.. goft ke "ahhhh az ayeen ast.. ale famidomm.." wa deega baaz goftan ke aah Wallah rast megi..
Sewomesh khest khub daore i motar gasht gasht gasht.. aakher salansaresha dest kad.. goft ke "ahhhhh ale famidom.. nar asttt":P

3: Yak Yawood sob wakht 3 badja khest wa khub dreshi maqbul posheed, besyaar lux.. zanesh khest goft ke o mardakka.. chi gap ast.. chi mekoni? Baresh goft ke "aah roze awale kaarem ast, bayad tayaari begirom.. Zanesh goft "aale 3 badje sob ast.. karet kho 8 shorro mesha". I goft ke "Har kas ke wakht bekheza, rahesh khub mebasha wa khubi mehbina.." kho i baramad wa ira dozha gir kardan wa khub lat daadan, kalayesha dozee kadan wa i bechaara kate yak nikar khaana amad zang zad, zanesh waaz kad goft: "weeee tura chi kadda?" goft " Wallah az ma kada kase deega wakht khestabud.."

4: Yak Eskimo nao Moskou raft wa da yak kaleesa (church) khub yak saate kalaan maqbul deed ke zang mezad bare tamame shahr.. kho ira besyaar khushesh amad ke kole wakhta sunesh sail dasht.. aakher yak Russi ter shod azesh porsan kad "oye kameraad.. chira sail daari?" Goft ke Wallah ami saata.. besyaar khushem amada.. cheqa kalaan ham ast.." I Russi baresh goft ke ma mefroshomesh baret.. chand.. ba sad dollar. Kho i paisa ra daad baresh.. goft tu bash ma berom zina beyaarom ke baret tayesh konom.. kho i gom shod deega hech namad da janesh zad.. wa ammotto deega kas amad.. goft boro ma baret ba 80 dollar mefroshomesh.. i baaz paisa daad wa i gom shod ke bash ma zina beyarom.. aakher yaki deegesh ke amad.. goft "kameraad.. chi sail daari?" " amu saat". "ma baret mefroshom.." "chand"? 50 "dollar". Goftesh, kho sahi ast.. magar ale tu inja staad bash.. zina ra ma meyaarom.. deega da jaane eskimo kase namezanna..

5: Yak askare Russi ra rawan kaddan Siberia.. i az zane khud khuda hafezi kad wa raft.. 2 saal baad karesh kalaash shod pas amad wa deed ke zanesh amela daar ast.. I asaabesh kharaab shod goft ke "I chotor? Ma kho inja nabudom..!!" zanesh goft "wee.. ajab gangs asti ba khuda.. aksayema baret da Siberia rawan kadom yadet raft?" baresh goft "enaaa tu da jaane ma mezanee? Aksayet ke bud tah kamaret bud.. azu payeen da aks namadabud.."

6: Yak 2 naffar da yak jai staad budan wa yakishan besyaar siah bud. Deegesh baresh goft.. "ejaza darom yak sawaal konom?" Goft: "boko" I deega goftesh "tu chera heqa siah asti?" baresh goft: "mara madarem goft.. pesh azi ke ma tawalod shawom.. madarema yak mardake siah tarsand.. madarem heqa tarseed ke goft ma ain gorekhtom.. wa amu bud ke deega ma atman az tars siah shodom"
I deega baresh goft.. "beradar.. khaffa nashee.. kho ba nazare ma amu siapost madareta gir kad"..

bibi_shereeni
08-21-2005, 08:46 PM
ahhhh it's so hard to read farsi when it's written in english alphabet:wacko: :blink: ... i read 3 of them so far, i'll read the rest later :shy: ... they're funny.. thanks for sharing suri jan. :)

suraya
08-22-2005, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by bibi_shereeni
ahhhh it's so hard to read farsi when it's written in english alphabet:wacko: :blink: ... i read 3 of them so far, i'll read the rest later :shy: ... they're funny.. thanks for sharing suri jan. :)

i know it's very hard.:D

you are welcome anytime;)

Sepehr
08-23-2005, 10:30 PM
yak turk da manzel 30 daftar dasht ... yak nafar miyaya baresh mega .. agha , dokhtare tu morda ... turk ham baa shonidan ee khabar shoro mekona ba gerya kadan , va az deste ke asabaani mesha khoda az kelkin mendaza payeen .... wakht ba manzil 20 merasa mega ... eee adam ki bood ?? ma kho eera nameshnakhtom .... ba manzil 10 ke merasa .. mega ma kho dokthar nadarom ... belakhera ba manzil 5 ke merasa .. megaa wee ma kho hanoooz zan nakadem ... :D :D lol :lol:

could u guyz read it ?

bibi_shereeni
08-24-2005, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
yak turk da manzel 30 daftar dasht ... yak nafar miyaya baresh mega .. agha , dokhtare tu morda ... turk ham baa shonidan ee khabar shoro mekona ba gerya kadan , va az deste ke asabaani mesha khoda az kelkin mendaza payeen .... wakht ba manzil 20 merasa mega ... eee adam ki bood ?? ma kho eera nameshnakhtom .... ba manzil 10 ke merasa .. mega ma kho dokthar nadarom ... belakhera ba manzil 5 ke merasa .. megaa wee ma kho hanoooz zan nakadem ... :D :D lol :lol:

could u guyz read it ?
:D :D funny... why is it a turk though?


ps. yes i could read it easily... i guess cuz it's not pure kabuli :huh1: you know what mean?

suraya
08-24-2005, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
yak turk da manzel 30 daftar dasht ... yak nafar miyaya baresh mega .. agha , dokhtare tu morda ... turk ham baa shonidan ee khabar shoro mekona ba gerya kadan , va az deste ke asabaani mesha khoda az kelkin mendaza payeen .... wakht ba manzil 20 merasa mega ... eee adam ki bood ?? ma kho eera nameshnakhtom .... ba manzil 10 ke merasa .. mega ma kho dokthar nadarom ... belakhera ba manzil 5 ke merasa .. megaa wee ma kho hanoooz zan nakadem ... :D :D lol :lol:

could u guyz read it ?

very funny:D and yes i could read it but like in 15 min.:tongue:

Sepehr
08-25-2005, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by bibi_shereeni
:D :D funny... why is it a turk though?


ps. yes i could read it easily... i guess cuz it's not pure kabuli :huh1: you know what mean?

actually it is an irani joke .. iranians get to make fun of the turks living in Iran alot .. reason ... it gets back to history and I truely dont have the mood to write all that :shy: lol ;)
they call turks ( irani turks ) .. donkeys cause of their stupidity and be aqli :shy: !!!
and yeah it was not pure kabuli ... goftom ke irani bood and I just translated it ... :shy: :bleh:
let me share some more of turk jokes .. :hehe:

1, turk shab az khana biroon mesha .. mibina hech kas da kocha nest ... darwaaze khaane khoda zang mezana megroza ... :lol:

2, az turk porsan mekonan ke age basta donya ra ba tu betem chi mikoni ? ... turk mega , hech ... mefroshom merom kharej .. :D :D

3, az turk porsan mekonan ke khar behtar ast yaa gaw ... mega gaw ... megan chera ? mega " adam nabayad tarif khoda kona " :D lol !

4, az turk porsan mekonan ke mardom sare shoma eqa joke jor mekonan ..shoma badetaan namyaaya ?? turk jawab meta ..ba mardom oowa joke hast monta ba ma kolesh khaterast :D ahah lol




:shy:

~Cinderella~
08-25-2005, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
actually it is an irani joke .. iranians get to make fun of the turks living in Iran alot .. reason ... it gets back to history and I truely dont have the mood to write all that :shy: lol ;)
they call turks ( irani turks ) .. donkeys cause of their stupidity and be aqli :shy: !!!
and yeah it was not pure kabuli ... goftom ke irani bood and I just translated it ... :shy: :bleh:
let me share some more of turk jokes .. :hehe:

1, turk shab az khana biroon mesha .. mibina hech kas da kocha nest ... darwaaze khaane khoda zang mezana megroza ... :lol:

2, az turk porsan mekonan ke age basta donya ra ba tu betem chi mikoni ? ... turk mega , hech ... mefroshom merom kharej .. :D :D

3, az turk porsan mekonan ke khar behtar ast yaa gaw ... mega gaw ... megan chera ? mega " adam nabayad tarif khoda kona " :D lol !

4, az turk porsan mekonan ke mardom sare shoma eqa joke jor mekonan ..shoma badetaan namyaaya ?? turk jawab meta ..ba mardom oowa joke hast monta ba ma kolesh khaterast :D ahah lol




:shy:


hahah wow i must say that im impresed:good: i didnt know that u knew about that, turks i mean;)

:D :D :lol: :D :lol: :D kheily khaandedar bod, merci

Vida
08-26-2005, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
yak turk da manzel 30 daftar dasht ... yak nafar miyaya baresh mega .. agha , dokhtare tu morda ... turk ham baa shonidan ee khabar shoro mekona ba gerya kadan , va az deste ke asabaani mesha khoda az kelkin mendaza payeen .... wakht ba manzil 20 merasa mega ... eee adam ki bood ?? ma kho eera nameshnakhtom .... ba manzil 10 ke merasa .. mega ma kho dokthar nadarom ... belakhera ba manzil 5 ke merasa .. megaa wee ma kho hanoooz zan nakadem ... :D :D lol :lol:

could u guyz read it ?



it was old :P :P :P come up with new ones baz sar degaran bekhan ok :P :P




btw suraya jan nice jokes iam cool with reading farsi in english cause i do it alot, so yeah they were very funny lolz:D :D

Vida
08-26-2005, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by Aarian

2, az turk porsan mekonan ke age basta donya ra ba tu betem chi mikoni ? ... turk mega , hech ... mefroshom merom kharej .. :D :D

3, az turk porsan mekonan ke khar behtar ast yaa gaw ... mega gaw ... megan chera ? mega " adam nabayad tarif khoda kona " :D lol !

4, az turk porsan mekonan ke mardom sare shoma eqa joke jor mekonan ..shoma badetaan namyaaya ?? turk jawab meta ..ba mardom oowa joke hast monta ba ma kolesh khaterast :D ahah lol




:shy:



lolz these were funny :D :D :D

bibi_shereeni
08-26-2005, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by Aarian
actually it is an irani joke .. iranians get to make fun of the turks living in Iran alot .. reason ... it gets back to history and I truely dont have the mood to write all that :shy: lol ;)
they call turks ( irani turks ) .. donkeys cause of their stupidity and be aqli :shy: !!!
and yeah it was not pure kabuli ... goftom ke irani bood and I just translated it ... :shy: :bleh:
let me share some more of turk jokes .. :hehe:

1, turk shab az khana biroon mesha .. mibina hech kas da kocha nest ... darwaaze khaane khoda zang mezana megroza ... :lol:

2, az turk porsan mekonan ke age basta donya ra ba tu betem chi mikoni ? ... turk mega , hech ... mefroshom merom kharej .. :D :D

3, az turk porsan mekonan ke khar behtar ast yaa gaw ... mega gaw ... megan chera ? mega " adam nabayad tarif khoda kona " :D lol !

4, az turk porsan mekonan ke mardom sare shoma eqa joke jor mekonan ..shoma badetaan namyaaya ?? turk jawab meta ..ba mardom oowa joke hast monta ba ma kolesh khaterast :D ahah lol




:shy:
khoooooooo... famidum..

yeah these jokes are funny too but not too funny lol jk :D

*s_shauparak*
08-26-2005, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Aarian
actually it is an irani joke .. iranians get to make fun of the turks living in Iran alot .. reason ... it gets back to history and I truely dont have the mood to write all that :shy: lol ;)
they call turks ( irani turks ) .. donkeys cause of their stupidity and be aqli :shy: !!!
and yeah it was not pure kabuli ... goftom ke irani bood and I just translated it ... :shy: :bleh:
let me share some more of turk jokes .. :hehe:

1, turk shab az khana biroon mesha .. mibina hech kas da kocha nest ... darwaaze khaane khoda zang mezana megroza ... :lol:

2, az turk porsan mekonan ke age basta donya ra ba tu betem chi mikoni ? ... turk mega , hech ... mefroshom merom kharej .. :D :D

3, az turk porsan mekonan ke khar behtar ast yaa gaw ... mega gaw ... megan chera ? mega " adam nabayad tarif khoda kona " :D lol !

4, az turk porsan mekonan ke mardom sare shoma eqa joke jor mekonan ..shoma badetaan namyaaya ?? turk jawab meta ..ba mardom oowa joke hast monta ba ma kolesh khaterast :D ahah lol




:shy:

:D :D :D