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Superman
05-06-2004, 07:10 AM
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just
before he died, he said to his wife,
"When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.



When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She
had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put
all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go
back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money
in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"


"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

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jawid-jan
05-06-2004, 09:29 AM
loyal and intelligent !

dr_sure
05-25-2004, 05:03 PM
it was a nice story:)

jqaderi
05-26-2004, 01:56 AM
I have a joke that I wanna share, No Offense Plz, It's only a joke


> > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
> >
> > a half-gallon of 2% milk,
> >
> > a carton of eggs,
> >
> > a quart of orange juice,
> >
> > a head of romaine lettuce,
> >
> > a 2 lb. can of coffee,
> >
> > and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
> >
> > As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
> > drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
> > the cashier.
> >
> > While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
> > stated,"You must be single."
> >
> > The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
> > intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
> > She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
> > unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
> > her marital status.

> > Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
> > The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

Amisha
05-26-2004, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by jqaderi
I have a joke that I wanna share, No Offense Plz, It's only a joke


> > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
> >
> > a half-gallon of 2% milk,
> >
> > a carton of eggs,
> >
> > a quart of orange juice,
> >
> > a head of romaine lettuce,
> >
> > a 2 lb. can of coffee,
> >
> > and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
> >
> > As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
> > drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
> > the cashier.
> >
> > While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
> > stated,"You must be single."
> >
> > The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
> > intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
> > She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
> > unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
> > her marital status.

> > Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
> > The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

:D :bleh:

Superman
05-27-2004, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by dr_sure
it was a nice story:)

mr sure.. welcome to the forums..

dr_sure
05-27-2004, 10:10 PM
just wanted to say thank you very much
to superman;)